Gay Sport #2!!!! It is the gayest sport, and it is right here in the U.S.!!!!

If you missed Gay Sport #1, it was wrestling.  You can dig into the old posts to find it.  Viewers discretion advised...

So what is the Gay Sport #2?  The only sport where men can tap each others ass without getting a punch in the face.  The only sport where men can shower together and drop soaps left and right.  The only sports where another man can just come up and put his hand in between the area of the scrotum and anus (btw, that area is called the perineum) and not get his head bashed in later.  I am talking, of course, about FOOTBALL!!!!

This is probably the gayest sport on earth, and it is the US form of RUGBY, which Rugby was invented first.  I bet the British totally called the U.S. gay when they watch the super bowl.  In Rugby, they don't even wear all these "armors".  That is a lot more masculine than "Football", which the sport does not even involve the feet all that much.  The name itself is against logic, and the gameplay is homo friendly...

Bottom line:  I will never figure out why Football is practically the symbol of masculinity in the U.S. society.