We see each other every week.
We have the same classes together.
We go to the same church.
We work at the same place, and my cubicle is right next to yours.
I know where you live, and so do you.
I know your sister/brother/mother/father.
I was the best man at your wedding.
We go fishing together.
We live less than 30 minutes away from each other.
I am your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband's best friend.
I am your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband's best friend.
We go to the same gym.
I am related to you.
We have the same classes together.
We go to the same church.
We work at the same place, and my cubicle is right next to yours.
I know where you live, and so do you.
I know your sister/brother/mother/father.
I was the best man at your wedding.
We go fishing together.
We live less than 30 minutes away from each other.
I am your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband's best friend.
I am your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband's best friend.
We go to the same gym.
I am related to you.
So, STOP ASKING ME IF I HAVE A FACEBOOK, or ASKING ME TO GET ONE!!!
you were someone's best man?
ReplyDeletethere is no way you go to the same gym as me.
what is this, you totally don't qualify for a lot of that stuff!
you were someone's best man?
ReplyDeletethere is no way you go to the same gym as me.
what is this, you totally don't qualify for a lot of that stuff!