Breaking News: Sponge Bob and Patrick found dead in the bathroom

It appears that the beloved cartoon star, Sponge Bob and his lover, Patrick were found dead in the bathroom of a house in California.  They were both apparently hung, but the main cause of death was dehydration.  The limbs of Bob were also removed, which were not yet found.  The possibility of suicide was ruled out by the investigator, and the case is now under criminal investigation.  The police has already narrowed down to three possible suspects:

Dora, the Mexican sensation that rips people off with useless Spanish words with her talentless cousin, Diego(It is possible that both were involved in the homicide, as Dora alone cannot handle the obese sea star); 

Ash, the most popular Pokemon trainer(whom has not been able to make children scream like this since his first episode in 1996, but gave children seizures);

or Mickey Mouse, who has not been seen in the spotlight for decades, and has only been seen in supporting roles in video games(except Epic Mickey, which did not make a dramatic impact in anything). 

So far, all the suspects have provided alibis, and are being validated.