Epic Fail.

What do I do????  *Panic Mode*

I wonder whose rotten idea was this....  PlayStation Phone???  By the way, this is not a joke, or something I made up.  Sony IS releasing the new PlayStation Phone.  It will be super confusing when you want to go buy one: 

"Um...excuse me, where is the PSPs??"  

"It is over there right next to Nintendo DS."  

"No, I am talking about the phone, PSP."  

"Oh, sorry, you need to order them through your mobile phone service providers."

"#$%@"

Or even better, if the employees have no idea what PlayStation Phone is: 

"Sorry, there is no such a thing" 

"#$%@"

Which the second scenario is less likely to happen...but CAN still happen. 

Still, try not to panic when your PSPhone asks you to press A or B...just patiently look for them.  You aren't going to find them, but still, just look for them.  Also, don't call PSPhone's customer support lines either.  They have gotten so many of these identical calls that they will not be happy to help you, and they will just think you are stupid.